Miscellaneous Ramblings
Remember, when in China, when someone says you're "one in a million," there are 1,300 others just like you…
Did you hear about the ship carrying a load of yo-yos that got caught in a bad storm? It sank 184 times…
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
~Charles M. Schulz
I was the valedictorian at the Bigger Hammer School of Maintenance, class of 76. Our motto was "If it ain't broke, you didn't hit it hard enough."
Wisdom is the consolation prize you get for messing up all your life.